This girl is more easily done than said...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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