Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
someone owes me an orgasm
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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