very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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