my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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