Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
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Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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