im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.