Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless