Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!

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(864): View more from South Carolina

If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.

(828): View more from North Carolina

Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner

(864): View more from South Carolina

Previous statement retracted.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...

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(573): View more from Missouri

We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.

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(618): View more from Illinois

He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."

(224): View more from Illinois

Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me

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(703): View more from Virginia

There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.

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