I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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