If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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