I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.