If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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