i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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