I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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