I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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