But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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