How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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