Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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