i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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