I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Sext me about skeletons
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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