So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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