dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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