no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
pray to the hookup gods
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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