I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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