Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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