Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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