Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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