Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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