jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
