no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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