Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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