I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY