careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
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You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.