Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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