Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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