I cockslap morals
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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