Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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