Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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