If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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