if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I am puke
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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