At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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