I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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