A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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