dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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