I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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