so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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