i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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