Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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