4 words: hood of his car
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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