no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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