"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
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Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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