We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
where does the pee come out of this thing
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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