Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...