i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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