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(310): View more from California

She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"

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(951): View more from California

hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.

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(520): View more from Arizona

chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended

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(302): View more from Delaware

We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..

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(719): View more from Colorado

Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.

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(209): View more from California

Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!

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(805): View more from California

My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.

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(716): View more from New York

So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder

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(970): View more from Colorado

the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong

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