She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong