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• (305): View more from Florida

  alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.

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• (347): View more from New York

  i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras

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• (619): View more from California

  She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He called his dick the "gentle giant"

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation

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