with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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