It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
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