why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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