question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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