At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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