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trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
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you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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