Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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