when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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